October 2010
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September 2010
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All my life I’ve had one dream… To accomplish my many goals.
– Homer
July 2010
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Don’t you worry about Wikipedia, we’ll change it when we get home.
– Homer Jay Simpson
April 2010
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January 2010
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November 2009
1 post
The 14 most awesome fake products from The... →
lotsofco:
The commenters are right to chastise the author for the omission of Mr. Sparkle, but it was fun to be reminded of classics like “Nuts and Gum (Together at Last!)” and Malk (“now with more Vitamin R!”).
October 2009
5 posts
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step...
– Homer Simpson
September 2009
3 posts
June 2009
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May 2009
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March 2009
13 posts
Marge: How could they take away my license? It feels like I’ve lost a limb. Homer: Well that’s a turn-off.
February 2009
4 posts
And I gave that man directions. Even though I didn’t know the way. Because...
– Homer
Smokers are jokers!
– Rod and Todd Flanders (via livejamie)